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SheKnows.com: Sex Toys – Hot and Not

 Sex Toys Go Couture

Saskia Vogel

“Prime-time sexual lubricant commercials” says it all for ’08. Those KY Yours+Mine lube ads featuring randy couples trying to fit sex into their daily lives while viewers at home were eating dinner made a solid statement: Sex toys are coming out of the closet in a big way. And guess what? This year, ladies, it’s all about pleasing you with classic items built to last. Sex toys are shedding their porn-y image in favor of high-end design, couple’s fun, and precision pleasure. Oh yeah, and keeping your body safe and healthy with products made from materials you can identify, like glass, wood, and natural plant extracts. The bottom line? Your goody drawer just took a page from Couture 101. Like Coco Chanel once said, “Innovation! One cannot be forever innovating. I want to create classics.” Read the rest.

What’s HOT: Using your mouse

What’s NOT: Using you hands

AVN Novelty Business: Two Days at AVN’s Novelty Expo

 

An inside look at the latest and greatest in the adult pleasure product expo of the year

By Saskia Vogel with Adrian Peterson

 

UNIVERSAL CITY, Calif. - Leading manufacturers and buyers of adult toys and novelties from across the United States and around the world began the first of two days of networking and business Monday morning at the AVN Novelty Expo at the Sheraton Universal and Universal Hilton in Universal City.The convention, the adult novelty industry’s premier business-to-business event, brought together close to 150 of the market’s biggest players and qualified, large-volume buyers for distributors, retailers, mail order companies, and large home party organizers into venues at both hotels. The expo, sponsored by AVN Novelty Business, California Exotic Novelties, Doc Johnson, Nasstoys, Pipedream Products, and Topco Sales (and attended in high numbers) was strictly limited to B2B professionals. It gave everyone on site a chance to strike a deal, expand inventory, and capitalize on the latest niches in the ever-growing adult novelty industry.

 

Established Names, New TrendsLeading manufacturer California Exotic Novelties’ new products seemed to take a turn towards glitter (Glittered Obsession dildos with a “full contact clitoral scoop”), glam (the Platinum collection of Cal Exotic’s signature Jack Rabbits), and youthful whimsy (the brightly colored Envy line with reliefs of hearts, bows, and other feminine touches along the vibe’s shafts). Also notable was the chic Hide-a-Vibe, a slender vibe in a black case that Coco Chanel would have been proud to display on her boudoir. Of course these are just selections of their extensive product launch at the show.President Susan Colvin observed that the trend with dildos seems have to moved away from life-like phalluses. She said, “Life-like limits where you can go,” referring to the increasingly mainstream destinations of Cal’s novelties.Cal also expanded their sensual attire offers by adding packaged items such as the unique Party Time nurse (a sort of sexy, suspendered teddy), the shimmery fabrics of new Decadence bedroom delights, and the Diamond collection (crystal adorned slinky something’s).A returning hit was the Toy Time video line for retailers. Show-goers saw that couples toys and men’s products are now included in Toy Time 3: Selling the Fantasy, along with a range of all-new products. Colvin also noted that the black and white Zen line of sleek, discreet personal massagers and Oui, slender plastic vibrators that look like sleek, skipping stones each in a rich color, did wonderfully. Both were in incredible opaque packaging that departed from the shimmer and sheen of acetate boxes.As for men, several Optimum Power Strokers were added (the Hummer, Viper, and JakOff), each boasting a unique stroke sensation. A particularly delightful detail of the men’s line was the gun-shaped handle, where users control the suction of the automatic Sta-Hard penis pump.  Fellow manufacturer Nasstoys also garnered positive attention. Kathryn Hartman, sales and marketing director, said, “Specifically, the Life Forms line was a huge hit. It’s new, made in the U.S.A., non-toxic, red jelly. They’re individually packaged in clamshells that are guaranteed not to arrive smashed. Customers found these far superior.” Customers also responded well to the separate wall section displaying Nasstoy’s 69 best-sellers, which gave a quickly intelligible, impacting overview of the brand.Company spokesmodel/adult star Taylor Wane added, “The show always goes great. Nasstoys always puts out a lot of great products that get a lot of attention. I’m thrilled to have my own line of toys with them. The treat me very well, and I personally use many of their products.” Unlike at the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo this past January, manufacturer Doc Johnson showed more Doc-branded items, and fewer offerings from lines related to adult film, such as the Belladonna, Titan Men, and Mr. Marcus lines. (Chad Braverman, director of product development and marketing, cited the reason being the difference of the shows focus). Still, Doc’s vast, diverse product selection was out in force, shining on the walls of the elegantly curved booth. “At the end of the day, we’re a one-stop-shop. We want to be able to provide product for all customers,” Braverman said, going on to list notable new additions: a sensual, artistic glass line; Harmony, sleek polished vibes in black and white (Yin and Yang, as they are called on the box); the Wireless Wonder Rabbit, which features a remote control; and a new Club Jenna toy: Lela Star’s Puff Puff Pocket Pal. Braverman also noted that at this show they displayed many products from January’s AEE in their boxes for the first time so customers can see how well the toys work on display. “This is very successful. Sometimes people see it with packaging [in person] for the first time and can’t pass it up,” Braverman said.  Across the aisle from Doc Johnson, adult stars Ron Jeremy, Sean Michaels, Hannah Harper, and Monica Mayhem promoted their lines from Pipedream Products. The company also promoted its new Sex Water, an 8-ounce, sexual energy enhancer aimed at building stamina and endurance.Jeremy, who sat in front of his Ron Jeremy Wind Up Doll, a caricature model of the star that gnaws at its own pecker, said that the Adult Novelty Expo is great because of the potential B2B opportunities.Summing up the show for Pipedream, company president Nick Orlandino, his feet surrounded by multi-colored penis, bottom, and breast confetti strewn on the floor of his booth, said, “The Fetish Fantasy line is really coming into its own as the premier line for beginner fetish. Customers didn’t even look at the line, they just made orders.” This year, Topco is all about redefining passion and of all the large companies, the manufacturing giant really stood out with a new look that caught the attention of attendees and exhibitors alike. Topco’s ultra-modern, redesigned booth (complete with a hosted bar) framed their exhibit space with graceful curved panels bathed in cyber-blue light. The open-air design would have made iconic designer Philippe Starck feel at home, and created a feeling of welcome and prestige. The company used the opportunity to launch its TLC Private Dancer Stripper Pole Kit and Climax Rabbits Auto Thumper, among 150 other novelties, to much fanfare.Desiree Duffie, director of marketing and public relations, said, “The amount of traffic has been incredible. AVN in general has done a great job.” She cited the Stripper Pole and the Caesar Love Machine 2.0 as particularly notable items.Edgy, alt-adult star Joanna Angel, of Topco’s eponymous toy line, joked with ANB, “It’s really great to see all the exciting things you can stick inside you and still be OK.” But on a serious note, she said, “I’m really pleased with my packaging. With my demographic, you really have to do it right. They do a great job of making it authentic.”In other praise, Topco’s CEO Scott Tucker and Michael Siegel were also honored with a commemorative plaque, marking their 35th anniversary, presented to them by AVN Novelty Business publisher and editor-in-chief, Tony Lovett.Lovett also gave plaques in honor of the 25th anniversary of Vibratex, Inc., presenting to Shay and Dan Martin; to Al Robles of Universal Distributors, Inc., for his 50th; and to Ted Rothstein and Elliot Schwartz, marking Nasstoys’ 30th anniversary. The SeminarsAs for retailers, organizers of the show assembled educational seminars led by an array of guest speakers that offered intensive discussions. The first of three seminars was held on Monday.”The Letter of the Law”, moderated by attorney Brent Dyer (introduced by Lovett), included First Amendment attorneys Clyde DeWitt, Roger Wilcox, and Lawrence Walters advising and educating a group of close to 40 retailers who were in attendance with open ears, feverishly jotting notes on legal pads. The four discussed such issues as the changing political climate, “Sin Taxes,” anti-adult ordinances, and zoning.”Get attorneys involved as soon as possible,” said Wilcox (Lipsitz, Green, Scime, & Cambria LLP), also telling retailers to touch base with the “right political experts” when taking action against zoning regulations and those who issue them. The group also counted several ways to get through roadblocks and obstacles that may loom when opening up brick-and-mortars.”Be realistic. You’re not going to open one up in Beverly Hills or San Marino,” DeWitt joked.Walters (Weston, Garrou, Walters, and Mooney) added that those interested in opening shops should research the do’s and don’ts before diving in and to seek legal advice when needed. He noted that although there are ordinances that may seem to restrict certain actions, it doesn’t mean they are out of the question.”There are different ways to skin the cat,” he said several times, noting that there are often alternatives to problems posed by cities.Later Monday afternoon, another panel featured the discussion “How Green Is My Sex Toy?,” moderated by ANB copy editor, Saskia Vogel, who, in the cover story of ANB‘s July issue, took an in-depth look at the greening of pleasure products and the growing rate of the evolving niche of the novelty industry.Representatives from Good Vibrations, Topco Sales, Sliquid, and Pleasures of the Heart discussed what “green” is all about in the industry to a crowd of 60 and also outlined the actions companies across the board can follow to be eco-friendly. The panelists also explained that there’s a “push and pull” when balancing orgasms and eco-consciousness.”Reducing is the most important thing you can do,” said Jennifer Islas, owner of the San Rafael-based, small eco-retailer Pleasures of the Heart. Islas said that going green not only saves money, but also gets you publicity. She noted that hers is the first adult store to be green-certified, something that landed her on television, in numerous articles, and inspired people across the country to contact her. Her green strategies include a switch to energy-saving lighting and reusing garment bags as garbage can liners.”We took stock of more initiatives to reduce our carbon footprint and decided to make an official commitment to green,” explained Topco’s director of marketing and public relations, Desiree Duffie. She added that the company is exceeding government regulations.President of Sliquid, Dean Elliot, said his health-conscious lubricant manufacturer also takes environmentally friendly steps, for example, with its Pizza for Peanuts program, which reuses packing peanuts from surrounding companies in the Dallas area in exchange for pizza.Coyote Days, senior buyer for Good Vibrations, explained that helping the consumer make educated choices and explaining the benefits of green products is a way to promote eco-consciousness at the ground level.On Tuesday, ANB managing editor, Erica Heathman, moderated the ever-popular “Retailer Boot Camp.” Representatives from Freddy and Eddy, Peekay Wholesalers, Babeland, and Paradise Marketing addressed retailers concerns regarding such topics as finding great staff, diversifying inventory, and web marketing. Close to 60 people were in attendance, asking an array of thoughtful questions and seeking heart-felt advice.On questions of store management the panelists offered the following tips: “One thing to look for [when staffing] are people who are positive about sex education” (Rachel Venning, owner of Babeland); pay attention to Baby Boomers, as they will soon be 50 percent of the population; work with what you have, when it comes to your ad markets, as they can be a point of contention for retailers and the media; and that the “USPS is the cheapest way to ship” (Alicia Denchasy, co-owner of Freddy and Eddy). There was also a ping pong of questions and answers regarding the problems of shipping overseas.With regards to web versus brick-and-mortar stores, Dennis Paradise, president and CEO of Paradise Marketing stated, “There are aspects to both sides of the business. However, I cannot imagine running a store without a website. They feed into each other.”In all, the panelists provided hope and sound advice to the fledgling and more experienced retailers in the audience. One of the wisest notions being from Phyllis Heppenstall, president and CEO of Peekay Wholesalers: “Once you get them in the store, you can create a customer for life.”The New Kid on the BlockLast year, Standard Innovation’s ANE-launched We-Vibe catapulted to the top of the 2007 rookie class. The discreet G-Spot vibe won the heart of some of the industry’s toughest critics, earning Top Toy of the Year distinctions by talk show host Sue Johanson and garnering high praises from ANB’s toy connoisseurs and expert reviewers. Following the rubric, this year’s head-of-class appears to be newly minted manufacturer Evolved Novelties.Lead by the tripartite of video-producing companies Zero Tolerance Entertainment, Third Degree Films, and Black Ice, the trio is spearheading the novelty industry’s latest manufacturing company.Adult industry veteran and owner of Third Degree, Joey Wilson, was exuberant about the show’s first day, telling ANB Evolved Novelties’ representatives “enjoyed the buzz as the new kids on the block” at its centrally located booth at the Hilton.”We try to cover the entire spectrum with our beautifully crafted massagers,” Wilson said, adding they will launch an extensive line of cock rings, masturbators, and other male pleasure products every quarter. “It’s going to be a full-service line of novelties.”Wilson said Evolved Novelties will start shipping its first line of phthalate-free products August 7. As far as introducing these toys on the sets of the threesome’s films, Wilson said that’s already in the works. Their contract stars and various other actresses have used the new toy line to much avail. Although Wilson said Evolved’s reusable packaging will not feature images of adult talent.Bath, Body, and AccessoriesFun Factory, manufacturers of silicone pleasure tools, has now added accessories and an all-natural Love Yourself bath and body line. And they sure mean all-natural. The strawberry flavored body paint tastes like summer in a tube, with no unpleasant after taste. They’ve also branched out into accessories, including cuffies and lolos (silicone wrist cuffs and pasties), among others. Their cream and red packaging is most spectacular, with magnetic closures so the consumer can have a look at the product without damaging the box or getting their fingerprints all over the bottles.Classic Erotica, the manufacturer that makes body and bed products with an extra kick of pheromones for seduction, was happy to announce the additions of lavender and plumeria scents to its body and bed sprays. Also, Diva Dust is now edible, allowing customers to give in to the urge to lick the vanilla-scented powder of their lover’s skin.Making it easier for consumers to get to know their products, Kama Sutra, manufacturer of sensual body products with a hint of eastern sensuality, for the first time is offering pillow packs for select Oils of Love (vanilla, strawberry, tropical mango, and original), both Intensify gels, and all flavors of Body Soufflé. Another new product is their Getaway Kit with a branded zipper. Inside are small portions of Body Soufflé, Oils of Love, Honey Dust, a feather tickler, lube, and a soy candle.In the realm of all things slippery, lube manufacturer pjur Group USA saw great success with their anal and enhancement products. Richie Harris, CEO, did however feel the show was too short. With his busy booth, he’d have enjoyed more time to meet with clients and peruse the show. Sliquid showed off their finished Organics line, and Empowered Products gave us more reasons to go Pink with their Indulgence Crème. WET repackaged versions of its core line under the name “Comfort.” The discreet, unbranded bottles are perfect for the home party market or for women who need their intimate products to be undetectable if found. This line is offered at a 5 percent discount. Among other innovations, such as an insertable lube, System JO added a dedicated display, featuring boxes with individual packs of each of their lubes for POP sales.As for things that enhance and increase pleasure, BeaMonstar and Stiff Nights were onsite, offering samples for an already amped crowd.Intimate ApparelWith ANB‘s increased coverage of sensual attire, we were happy to have Hustler Lingerie‘s creative director, Wilson Kello, in attendance. Along with his creations for the company’s branded women’s lingerie line, Kello predicts that the new men’s line will also garner attention and enjoy record salesLiberator, with new additions of latex couture and high quality, sexy, retro silky and sheer nothings, have crossed over from pure novelty, and company reps predict that that is the trend of today and of the future.Intimate apparel manufacturing staple Shirley of Hollywood displayed its H.O.T. line of packaged lingerie, showing novelty retailers just how easy it is to create space for bedroom wear in even the smallest store. On a similar note, Forplay‘s national sales manager Scott Funaro proudly discussed the company’s branded racks for packaged lingerie, stating that these free-standing racks add value to the product because they set it apart from items hanging in groups on the wall. “You can also see through these racks, so you can worry less about theft,” Funaro added.NoveltiesOf course, the show’s focus was novelty. With a documentary crew running around looking for examples of how the vibrator is leaving the bedroom, it’s only natural to start with BMS Enterprises booth, featuring the MiVibe, a bullet vibe offered on a variety of necklace chains packed in a box that doubles as a display and is sold in a branded gift bag. Along with this new product was there Breeze line: three-speed, 5-inch, 6-inch, and 12-inch bullet vibes, the largest being perfect for massage. President Steve Bannister enthusiastically demonstrated these products and the Wild Buck sex machine, with interchangeable dildos and an “ejaculation” feature.Another vibrating show favorite was The Screaming O, who launched their Bullet Buddies (animal shaped bullets) with an extensive promotional campaign that included a free Buddy for every attendee, a button with your Buddy’s picture on it, and O-branded t-shirts. The team was overwhelmed by the enthusiasm about this and other products.Oh Mi Bod’s CEO, Brian Vatter was on-site, showing the new Naughty Nano line: vibrators that are compatible and which coordinate with iPods and iPhones. “You can color coordinate with your iPod Nano,” Vatter said. “We’re also launching a condom belt at the show.” The belt features a belt buckle that holds one condom, giving new meaning to the slogan “Buckle up for Safety.”Spartacus, adult novelty manufacturers of BDSM gear, released a number of new products. Notable, updated nipple clamps in black metal with dangling jewels, other updated clamps, and an After Play salve that company owners are excited to hear feedback on. The company also provided a Top 100 Sellers by Volume list for ordering convenience.Adding several new pleasure objects to their line, LELO‘s booth buzzed. The MIA, a lipstick-sized USB rechargeable vibe, ELLA, a G-spot silicone, phthalate-free dildo, and GIGI, like ELLA but with a vibrating feature, were fondled by many intrigued show goers.On the metal toy front, Big Teaze Toys launched their three-speed large rubber Duckie and a line of aluminum dildos in black and red. Metal toy manufacturer njoy was a veteran attendee, showing off a its 11-inch pleasure tool. Not to be ignored, brand-new aluminum dildo makers Vergenza had its reps walking the show floor in 1920s-inspired garb, which reflected the Machine Age aesthetic of their line. Soon to be unveiled is bondage rope with metallic details.Another first was Ophoria, a line of fine bedroom toys, from Lover’s Choice, hitherto makers of kits and games. The company’s representatives were thrilled to be expanding their brand.Last but not least, among the mentions here, Sportsheets drew crowds with their live display of two gorgeous hard-bodies playing around on a mattress, outfitted with restraints that were classic Sportsheets. Anyone who missed this display, or the darling promotional feather slap-bracelets, missed out on a beautifully decorated booth with extensive stock.That’s All FolksThat’s it for the highlights of the biggest adult novelty event in the country. For many the two-day format left people wanting more time to meet with clients and discover new products. As always the team at AVN Media Network will be happy to hear comments and suggestions about the show. ANB can’t wait to see what the novelty biz will have in store next year. For more news and photo galleries from the show, please visit AVN.com/Novelty.

AVN Novelty Business: 60 Years of Sexy

Shirley of Hollywood celebrates six decades

By Saskia Vogel

 

The fourth generation of Schlobohms is being primed to jump into Shirley of Hollywood’s intimate apparel business. Roy Schlobohm, the son of founder Herman “Grampie” Schlobohm, CEO and a class-A joker, says he’s already offered to train his granddaughter Renie Walczuk in the family biz. She named 100% Babe, the company’s new, playful, young line. The 10-year-old could even quit school and work for Shirley, he jokes. But Roy Schlobohm is serious about the promise he sees in the young girl. With 2008 heralding 60 years of Shirley and Schlobohms, having an eye for lingerie is practically genetically encoded.

 

 

Shirley is in no way heading to retirement. “We’re ready to blow out the windows,” Dana Walczuk, the director of design and marketing, says with a laugh. “We’re opening up a new space across the way, and we’re still growing. We grew 20 percent last year.” Why? “We give customers what they want: great fit, personal customer service and sexy, sexy design,” Roy Schlobohm says. “A naked woman is OK; it’s cool. But I used to love watching Lili St. Cere dance. It really gets you going. There’s nothing compared to a woman in lingerie.”

Some of the family-Roy Schlobohm, Ron Schlobohm (purchasing and production manager), Eric Schlobohm (international sales director) and Dana Walczuk-speak about Shirley’s 60th-anniversary plans around a table in the company’s Vernon, Calif., headquarters that serves as an office, warehouse and design center. Like the facility overflows with the clan, the space teems with lace, elaborate appliqués and affordable, quality product. It’s a veritable fantasy closet for seduction.

One pièce de résistance that has yet to grace Shirley’s warehouse racks is a sparkling, diamondesque corset set to debut with the company’s 2008 12-piece Diamond Anniversary collection at the April International Lingerie Show in Las Vegas. This commemorative collection will showcase a retrospective of sultry looks from Shirley’s 1948 beginnings to the present day. The prices will range from affordable to more special-occasion pieces. Sheer peignor sets Mae West would have loved, babydolls and Shirley’s signature corsetry, among other delights, will be given tweaks and updates for the modern woman. Notably, the silhouettes will be updated, and new materials will substitute for fabrics that have gone out of production.

Until then and until 2009, each month of the year is marked by a Shirley girl from the book of babes the company has used over the years. The “Sexy Stars of Shirley” wall calendar showcases celebrated models and media personalities like Brooke Burke, Leeann Tweeden and Victoria Silverstedt.

But Shirley of Hollywood does not have an exclusive attitude toward the ladies who wear its sultry creations. A phrase coined by one of many long-term employees says it all: “There’s a Shirley in every woman.” This year, the company is putting this sentiment into action with its “Shirley Sexy Model Search.” All women are encouraged to enter the contest. Hopefuls with a photo of themselves in lingerie can apply online at ShirleyOfHollywood.com or at stores that carry Shirley garments. Winners will be announced in October and will be featured in the 2009 catalog, among other luxurious prizes. “This could be the start of someone’s career,” Dana Walczuk says, adding that this contest can launch the two winners-one missy and one plus-size-to the film, TV or modeling fame Shirley’s professional models have experienced.

The contest is likely to create extra buzz around the brand, which has built quite the network through not only online and boutique sales and presence in major stores like J.C. Penney, Sears and Wal-Mart, but also in the house-party circuit. In the 1970s especially, when the country was experiencing recession and people were looking for new ways to earn a living, Shirley watched this side of the business grow, supplying sample racks and catalogs to resourceful women who weren’t afraid of the split-crotch panty or just wanted a sweet babydoll to welcome their husband home. Roy Schlobohm is suddenly reminded of how his old neighbor, actor Cheech Marin, used to introduce him: The Crotchless Panty King. At one time, the company led sales of this product, which has been a staple since its early beginnings. And who wouldn’t want to represent a brand that specializes in timeless sexy?

As one of the chief suppliers to Frederick’s of Hollywood in the 1960s, Roy Schlobohm found his passion for the business with this daring style of playful, teasing intimate dressing and helped shape the company accordingly. As the years marched on, Shirley was the first to leave behind catalogs filled with Alberto Vargas-style drawings in favor of photographic catalogs, and the company wasn’t afraid of embracing Madonna’s controversial lingerie-as-outerwear style. Fittingly, the 1980s saw a rise in sales of “Material Girl”-inspired bustiers. In the 1990s, Shirley let its designs go wild to suit the decade. “We did more dramatic necklines, dramatic cutouts,” Dana Walczuk says. “We went away from basic to outrageous.” In these years, conceptual pieces of corsetry lacing as from toe to cleavage mixed in with classic babydolls and teddyettes that sold for more than 30 years. Shirley clearly is a company that-through the strength of family-like loyalty, care and attention to customers and employees, and the fearlessness to evolve with the times-will tantalize for generations to come. Especially if Roy Schlobohm can convince little Renie Walczuk to lend her flair and fresh perspectives to the design team.

Rich Ferguson

“With This Kiss” is the latest poetry/video offering from L.A. writer Rich Ferguson. You can read more of his work on novelist Brad Listi’s blog The Nervous Breakdown.

LA Downtown News: Bob Baker Marionettes Special Event

The Phoenix and The Puppet Master

 

Bob Baker, who has been staging puppet shows for 75 years, and Charles Phoenix, known for his tours and slide shows, join forces Downtown this week for a tribute to the puppet master. Photos by Gary Leonard.

Two L.A. Icons Come Together in ‘Bob Baker: This Is Your Life!’

by Saskia Vogel

Published: Friday, August 24, 2007 6:00 PM PDT

Eight years ago, Charles Phoenix took his place on a folding chair inside the Bob Baker Marionette Theater, a discreet white box building in City West. Amidst the theater’s twinkling garlands, silver child-sized harlequins and crystal chandeliers, Phoenix lost his sense of place and time. Like the children sitting on the floor – eye level with the puppets – Phoenix was mesmerized by the musical variety show starring Bob Baker’s hand-made, singing, dancing marionettes.The aficionado of Americana had stumbled upon the country’s oldest running puppet theater, home to more than 3,000 marionettes and the workshop of 83-year-old Bob Baker, a puppeteer since age 8 and a cultural institution in his own right.Phoenix, known for his hilarious retro slide shows, Americana coffee table books and mind-bending field trip tours, made the theater a stop on his Disneyland Tour of Downtown, a trek that compared local landmarks to Magic Kingdom destinations. Naturally, the theater was “Fantasyland.” (It was doubly fitting considering Baker made the puppets for the shop windows on Disneyland’s Main Street from the 1950s to the ’70s and still manufactures a limited edition Disney marionette collection.)It is fair to say that Phoenix was in the grip of Baker’s imaginative artistry. “I wanted to do more to spread the word about this castle of creativity,” Phoenix said in a recent joint interview with Baker in the theater’s rainbow-colored party room, festooned with oversized sparkling gift bows. Now, Phoenix has done more than just “spread the word.” He approached Baker early this summer about staging a retrospective of Baker’s 75-year career. Together, the L.A. icons created a three-act family show featuring a brief narrative documentary, an hour-long vintage musical variety puppet show by the house puppeteers, and a cake and ice cream party with special performances by the master himself. Charles Phoenix Presents… Bob Baker: This Is Your Life! opens Thursday, Aug. 30 at the Bob Baker Marionette Theater and runs for four performances through Sept. 2.

Stay for the Cake
The show presents the best of Phoenix and Baker. Phoenix, whose signature performances have been seen at Downtown’s REDCAT Theater, the Getty Center and the New York Fringe Theater Festival, will host the event. He will explore Baker’s life through images from personal archives and show an 11-minute video featuring clips of Baker’s work in television and movies, including “Bewitched” and Close Encounters of the Third Kind. The puppet show stars old and new creations, including dancing glow-in-the-dark skeletons, blooming saguaros and a French pussycat. Baker will also take the stage, a rarity in recent years. After each performance, audience members are invited to stay for ice cream and strawberry cake, enjoy a private show by Baker, and visit with the puppet master.Watching a performance at the theater-in-the-round that has been a destination for decades of school field trips, one can get lost in the antics of the vibrant puppets or watch the sweat glisten on the forehead of a black-clad puppeteer as his hands and feet jiggle their own concentrated dance.”We’re an unusual puppet theater,” Baker said. “Our puppeteers are exposed. Frankly, I got tired of telling the kids to go sit down when they tried to look behind the stage.”
Calling Mr. Bojangles
Though the theater is only dark on Mondays, it hasn’t had regular evening shows since the 1965 Watts riots. This Is Your Life’s three night performances nod to the early days. Baker opened the theater in 1961. With the current developments in Downtown Los Angeles, Baker and Phoenix feel the stage is set to celebrate the cultural fixture that has drawn crowds to the otherwise quiet neighborhood for nearly five decades.”We regularly have great-grandmothers bringing their grandkids here because they want to share the ‘Bob Baker Experience’ they had as children,” said Baker.As if hearkening to the older generation, Baker jumps up from his pink chair to retrieve a Bill “Bojangles” Robinson puppet, which will make a cameo in This Is Your Life. The marionette is clad in yellow and purple tails, fashioned after the vaudeville song-and-dance-man.”I made this puppet after I heard ‘I’ve Got a Song in My Soul.’ You can hear [Robinson] tap on the record,” Baker said as his nimble fingers manipulated the “airplane controls” conducting the puppet’s jolly tap dance.The show is as much a tribute to Baker’s passion for his life’s work as it is a celebration of puppetry. But don’t think of the retrospective as a signal that he is planning to retire. “I have too many ideas to stop, and I want to see the theater to its 50th anniversary,” Baker said.It’s that passion which drew Phoenix to the project.”Bob’s vision is so pure and honest, a rarity in this crazy world,” said Phoenix. “Where else are people exposed to novelty recordings and show tunes from early last century and marionettes? It blows their minds.”Then, turning to Baker with shining eyes, he added, “I just want to say, like Liza Minelli told you, ‘Oh, puppet man, I just love you!’”Charles Phoenix Presents… Bob Baker: This Is Your Life! runs Aug. 30-Sept. 1 at 8 p.m. and Sept. 2 at 2 p.m. at the Bob Baker Marionette Theater, 1345 W. First St., (213) 250-9995 or bobbakermarionettes.com and charlesphoenix.com. Tickets are $40.

Erotic Review 77: Sex in LA? Yeah, right.

‘Sex in Los Angeles?’ my weedy, chain smoking, writer friend exclaims over dinner at a Hollywood hot spot. ‘I’ve been here three years; there is no sex in LA.’ Not quite the response I was hoping to get from the guy who co-authored a travel guide for the horny adventurer. But it goes to show, compiling information about skin-to-skin activities is not the same as seeing action of one’s owniespecially not in this town. Sex is sold here so much that people forget the pleasure of an old fashioned sweaty fuck.

Disappointed by my companion’s terse reply, I looked around to see if our fellow guests might throw more light on sex in Los Angeles. All around are fig trees planted in pots the size of a colossus’ tea cup, leather booths, and outdoor heating lamps, and we are the only people on the patio who are not in the porn industry. At the table to our right, a blonde with a body the size of Kylie Minogue’s, clad in gold hot pants, lifts her gravity-defying breasts over the place settings and opens wide her titanium Macbook for her fellow diners to admire.‘I’m going to be in Playboy,’ screeches the blonde, letting the slideshow of nude photographs run for the guests at her table, and mine. She has waist-length hair extensions, a yoga-toned, sun-toasted body, lips as glossy as her black vinyl jacket, and at the apex of the V of her splayed legs a pink pussy invites the viewer’s tongue to get licking. ‘These are my test shots.’ The rest.

SWINDLE: Morning at the Los Angeles Fruit Terminal

 

Morning at the Los Angeles Fruit Terminal

By Saskia VogelIllustration By Holly Wales

Morning at the Los Angeles Fruit Terminal

“Que onda, my brother?” Felipe, the Mexican produce salesman says to the Chinese wholesaler who sits in front of his warehouse, surrounded by piles of chiles. “’Sta ‘ueno, guey,” replies the wholesaler in produce industry Spanglish, and slaps Filipe a high five. In the same breath, they discuss college ball and the price of lychees.“This guy’s known me for 20 years, since I was a teenager walking the market,” Felipe says. “That means when the lychee supply is short, my buddy will kick me down a few boxes, and I’ll still be able to supply my customers,”Above the rows of warehouses, the Los Angeles skyline glows against the violet sky. It is 2 a.m. At the Los Angeles Terminal Markets, and business has just begun. Major supermarket chains, restaurants, local grocers and thrifty consumers come here to buy cheap fresh produce. Agents known as bird dogs—the spies of the industry—keep close watch on the color, shape, size, price and availability of items, reporting back to wholesale and distribution companies via cell phone and picture messaging.Legions of men in baseball caps dolly bunches of sugar cane, tall as pygmy palms, to display stands on the walkways—which are more like forklift speedways. Drivers barely give a tiny courtesy beep as they maneuver around the toes of men who crowd displays of bell peppers and kumquats.Local growers used to sell their crops from their horse-drawn wagons on what was once called the Plaza, near Olvera Street in Los Angeles’ historic core. In 1901 the city deemed the daily market a public nuisance and moved it to a vacant lot on Ninth and Los Angeles streets. Today, over 100,000 trucks per year serve this 29-acre market, delivering from over 30 states and 25 countries. 60 percent of California’s produce is trafficked through here, and the market yields over $1 billion annually. Considering the Golden State grows over 40 percent of the nation’s produce, this is no small operation.As 8 a.m. Rolls by and thousands of commuters swarm the freeways, the Los Angeles Terminal Market is dead. A rotting sweet and sour medley thickens in the warm air. Market culture is much the same as it was a century ago, but as L.A.’s demographic became increasingly multicultural, so did the produce selection. Instead of tiptoeing over fallen apples, oranges and potatoes, contemporary market-goers also negotiate their way around fingers of buddha’s hand citrons, sugary mango flesh and juicy lime pulp freshly squashed by the last truck en route to a supermarket near you.